Jake Dyson CSYS Tall: Telling tall tales

    According to scientists from the University of Stuff the Daily Mail Immediately Reports as Irrefutable Fact, tall people live longer. And despite the hallowed university's excellent reputation, we disagree. One look at Jake Dyson's new floorstanding CSYS lamp, for example, reveals that although it is much taller and brighter than its desk-based brother, its LEDs have exactly the same lifespan. Although given that you get 160,000 hours (12 hours a day, for 37 years) before having to change the bulb — that's nothing to, er, feel low about.
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