No, your eyes aren't deceiving you: that really is an LG smartphone atop this most prestigious of lists. And deservedly so –the G2 is the best phone we’ve ever used. Its 5.2in,1080p screen is razor sharp, with superb viewing angles and inky blacks; its quad-core Snapdragon 800 processor handles demanding tasks with nonchalant ease; its 13MP camera takes amazing photos... All that, and its battery just keeps on going. How did they do it? No idea. But we're very glad that they did.
NO.2: HTC One
With its gorgeous aluminium body, low-light-tastic camera and stunning 4.7in screen, the HTC One is a truly desirable phone. But the forthcoming One 2, with its rumoured 5in screen, 2GB of RAM and dual lenses, sounds more desirable still. Colour us excited.
NO.3: Google Nexus 5
Delivering top-end spec at a mid-range price, the new Nexus has a bigger 4.95in screen, faster processor and a satisfactory 8MP snapper. But the biggest improvement is its chocolatey-smooth Android KitKat 4.4 OS. Astounding value.
NO.4: Apple iPhone 5s
A curious blend of tried-and-tested – 4in screen, design, huge cost – with new-and¬exciting features like a 64-bit processor, fingerprint-sensing home button and iOS 7. What it adds up to is an easy purchase for most... but we’re ready for iPhone 6.
NO.5: Samsung Galaxy S4
The S4 is like a deep-filled sandwich of tech: a 5in 1080p screen,13MP camera, 4G and quick quad-core processor. It lacks the premium build quality of the G2 and One, but if you crave upgradeable storage or a replaceable battery, your search ends here.
NO.6: Sony Xperia Z1
Like an otter, the Z1 is sleek, powerful and waterproof. Unlike an otter, it's only waterproof to 1.5m. Like an otter, it's a quick mover, with a fast processor and reasonably quick Android build. Unlike an otter, the Z1 is good at taking pictures.
NO.7: Samsung Galaxy Note 3
Verily, 'tis indicative of the age in which we live, when a supercharged superphone gets five glowing stars, but only makes No7. By Crumbles, though, it’s good. Blistering processor, 5.7in screen and stylus smarts. It’s the best gigantophone there is.
NO.8: Motorola Moto G
Google's sprinkled some magical Nexus dust over its latest Motorola blower: the Moto G costs a mere £130 yet has a distinctly non-budget 4.5in 720p screen and quad-core processor. Paltry storage and poor camera count against it – but then again: £130!
NO.9: BlackBerry Q10
The Q10 is the BlackBerry the QWERTY faithful have been waiting for. Its combination of a great little screen, lovely big keyboard and lots of grunt makes it a productivity powerhouse. The Q5 is cheaper (£215) but also plasticky and underpowered.
NO.10: Nokia Lumia 1020
Finally, acameraphone worthy of the name. TheWP8-running1020 takes superb 38MP snaps, or super-detailed 5MPers. Optical stabilisation and xenon flash, too. We also like the 1520 – a 6in WinPhone phablet with plenty of power, good looks and stamina too.